Ultimate Facepalm: The Melbourne Cup, Hipsters and Miley Cyrus makes out with old bags of skin

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NSFW!!!!

 

Looking very spiffy in our vomit-covered rented suits, here is the latest episode in all it’s “glory”

 

The Melbourne Cup continues to annoy and perplex us

Goddamn Vegans

Remember, remember the 5th of November…. For annoying the piss out of us!

Those dirtbags over at The Boxed Whine….

 

 

UFP Crew questions

 

–          Ejecting people into space

–          Freakin’ hipsters

–          Who has the bigger hog?

–          Batman Origins

–          Best “starting point” comics

–          Antechinus: the only animal who likes to play FPSs

–          Sandman: Overture

–          Chocolate potato chips

–          “Five years later” for New 52

 

 

Oprah can’t do the Twitter

Miley Cyrus moves of from old boyfriend by making out with old talentless bags of pale white skin

Former world’s fattest man finds love

 

NERD NEWS!!! (@ 1 hour 9 mins)

–          Hourman CW TV series

–          All New Marvel Now

–          Kamala Khan, the new Ms Marvel

–          Vince Gilligan on Community

–          Hugh Jackman and James Mangold in talks for new Wolverine film

–          Jim Starlin Thanos project

–          Stormtrooper vibrators?

–          Camp WWE is a horrible, horrible idea

–          Bruce Campbell shoots down Army of Darkness 2

–          Ouya hits over 500 games

–          Videos actually BUILD your brains, not rots them!

–          The Kane and Lynch movie is going to happen (?)

–          Assassin’s Creed 4: Black Flag review

–          The Mandarin retcon