Chronic Insomnia – Issue # 221 Before Chronic Insomnia!

Two classically trained Vulgarians…One comic book podcast that needs it’s mouth washed out with soap.  You’ve entered the world of Chronic Insomnia; sleep well. We didn’t see our stinkin’ shadows, but we’re still gonna give you 6 more weeks of filth.  Now that’s a promise. Ryan explains how A$$ Acne and working out go hand [...]

Chronic Insomnia – Issue # 220 Classically Trained Vulgarians!

If your comics podcast is putting you to sleep…time to try some Chronic Insomnia. In this incredible episode: “Will your LCS be on the side of The Avengers or X-Men?” , and other questions properly answered with “Who could possibly be arsed?” Bastion of purity Fox objects to titillating New 52! Judge Dredd artist Brett [...]

The Incompetent Comic Cabal Cast 025: Chris BLECH-alo!!!

Dante and Jeff have another bromantic episode alone together!  They answer a question, spoil some comics and talk about some podcasts they listen to on the regular.  Spoiled books include Uncanny X-Force 20, Venom 12, Defenders 2, Ghostbusters 5, Ultimate Comics Spider-Man 6, Danger Girl: Revolver 1 of 4, Batman 5, Daredevil 8, Catwoman 5 [...]

Chronic Insomnia – Issue # 219 The Bathroom Noise Debate!

Two giant jackasses. One absurd comic book podcast In this incredible episode: · Chronic Crew infected with nasty virus, country infected with Tebow Fever! Mike tests Ryan with a special Bathroom Noise Identification Quiz! · Batman adds “Owl” backup and an extra $1.00 per issue, and other items that make us realize that what is [...]

Chronic Insomnia – Issue # 218 Whiz Way Did We Go?

Two giant jackasses.  One absurd comic book podcast In this incredible episode: Hitch countdown reveals America’s Got Powers! Join us as we travel Ryan’s Chocolate Whiz Way! John Byrne’s planetary retirement plans, and other evidence our little niche is entirely populated with entertaining nut jobs! Marvel takes top spot from DC, but not so sure [...]

Chronic Insomnia – Issue # 217 Two Jerky McJerkasons!

Two gentile jackasses. One impossibly absurd dreidel spinning podcast. This week: · The history of Hannukah, and a last minute gift idea for you ladies that will be a guaranteed hit with your man! · Mitch Gerads braves the City Slightly North of the One God Forgot in Source Signing! · DC offers customizable FCBD [...]

Chronic Insomnia – Issue # 216 Entrail Garglers?

Two giant jackasses. One impossibly absurd comic book podcast. This week: The return of Valiant Comics, and other items that illustrate the fatal industry error of looking behind instead of forward! Mark Millar whispers apocalyptic murmurs, which Ryan relates as steroid infused Scottish shouting! JMS inexplicably chimes in on ASM, Wacker whacks back, and then [...]

Chronic Insomnia – Issue # 215 The Pop Lock Experience!

Two giant jackasses. One impossibly absurd comic book podcast. This week: It’s Coming…who will be sucker enough to be there? Digital Revolution, starring Marvel coupons and the Dark Horse two-step! Dead or Alive # 1, Irredeemable # 32, Thought Bubble!, Luther Strode #3 Previews: The Strain #1, Memorial #1, Uncanny X-Force #18 Always more Chronic [...]

Chronic Insomnia – Issue # 214 The Pea Coat Incident

Two giant jackasses.  One impossibly absurd comic book podcast. This week: Twilight sends heterosexual male to the hospital, and other things that really ought not surprise you! Police drop charges against Phoenix Jones! Man finds $12,000 comic in attic, and Action # 1 closes at 2.1M! Peter David creates Fan/Pro bill of convention rights, sets [...]

Chronic Insomnia – Issue # 213 Thank You For Being A Friend!

Two jive turkeys.  One completely absurd Thanksgiving podcast special. Booty Pop gone wrong – the incredible story of Oneal Ron Morris! Details on DCs deal with Amazon! Image braves Oakland in February Expo! Bob Layton takes some parting shots at the House of Mouse! Ryan and Mike battle head-to-head reading the Batman “Which Way” adventure [...]

Chronic Insomnia – Issue # 212 The Wing Wang Episode!

Two mouthbreathers.  One impossibly absurd comic book podcast. This week: Frank Millar says “Occupy this!”, world implodes. X-23 is cancelled, and other things that should not surprise, alarm, or offend you! Supergirl # 3,  Avengers Academy # 22! Price is Right Previews:  Astonishing X-Men # 44, Unwritten # 31.5, A Child is Born! Always more [...]

Chronic Insomnia – Issue # 211 The Mudbutt Sessions!

Two mouthbreathers. One impossibly absurd comic book podcast. This week: Mike tries to set Ryan up with Grace Park, Mickey Rourke on AOTS, Jerry Sandusky, and other failures! Marvel cancels Nick Spencer’s Doom mini-series before it starts! DC takes over the joint in DCnU month two! Marvel goes same day digital, and other items that [...]

Chronic Insomnia – Issue # 210 You’re Eatin’ Up All My Profits!

Two big fat jerks. One impossibly absurd comic book podcast. This week: Rude Dude thrown in hoosegow over barking dogs! Is new Metropolis series a reality? The Superheroes of Occupy Wall Street, and other things so lame LARPers are able to point and laugh! Vintage Audio of Mike & Ryan’s 1987 Halloween skit! Super awesome [...]

Chronic Insomnia – Issue # 209 Alice Cooper is Hot!

Two big fat jerks. One impossibly absurd comic book podcast. This week: A strange about face on Phoenix Jones! Alice Cooper or Vince Neil? Ryan makes his choice. Miracle Keith reveals Ariel Sharon’s secret pact with Satan. Watchmen 2? Yes, Watchmen 2. Again. Insert inappropriately aggressive emotional response here! Comixology sneaking into digital comics monopoly? [...]

Chronic Insomnia – Issue # 208 Dolphins Have A Vent…Right?

Two big fat jerks.  One impossibly absurd comic book podcast. This week: Dark Horse to tell origin of the Jedi Order, and other things we’re way more excited about than we ought to be! Animal apocalypse in Ohio and ranting about Occupy Wall Street! Grant Morrison threatens the most kinktacular Wonder Woman book ever in [...]

Chronic Insomnia – Issue # 207 I Have Body Armor So I’m Okay!

Two big fat jerks.  One impossibly absurd comic book podcast. This week: Marvel to offer free digital copy with each $3.99 book? Barnes & Noble pulls DC books off the shelves over Kindle exclusivity! Phoenix Jones bumped for assault, pepper sprays Eastern European whore! Wonder Woman finally gets daddy issues in November! Warren Ellis pops [...]

Chronic Insomnia – Issue # 206 Steve Unemployment!

Two big fat jerks. One impossibly absurd comic book podcast. This week: Check out the Chronic Crew in Josh Rodgers’ “Slaughter Lake”! Week In Poop: Toto’s new Toilet Bike Neo! Holy crap, did Holy Terror get torn a new chute, and other things we find funny around here! Can Steve Unemployment get Apple back on [...]

Chronic Insomnia – Issue # 205 Member Asphyxiation?

Two big fat jerks. One impossibly absurd comic book podcast. This week: Catwoman & Starfire are dirty, dirty whores, plus other things we don’t mind! X-23 jumps to Avengers Academy! Patton Oswalt melts down over DC Nielsens! Marvel unleashes Point One .1! No, we’re not kidding! Firestorm # 1, Dungeons & Dragons # 11, New [...]

Chronic Insomnia – Issue # 204 Poop Hammock!

Two big fat jerks. One impossibly absurd comic book podcast. This week: Would you believe…yet more news about poop? Who poops? John Rozum walks the Static Shock plank! Marvel breaks its own made up and unsubstantiated digital record! Star Wars MMO allows you to be H-O-M-O! Galactus gets a new gay herald! Batman # 1, [...]

Chronic Insomnia – Issue # 203 Peter North Corneas!

Two big fat jerks creating the world’s most absurd comic book podcast! This week: Is Peter North living inside of Ryan’s eyes? It’s a DCnU world, and Marvel is barely making rent – Captain America torqued enough to grab a shotgun! Panda Poop! Comics Conspiracy performs world’s quickest backpedal! Grifter # 1 and Frankenstein # [...]