Chronic Insomnia – Issue # 212 The Wing Wang Episode!

Two mouthbreathers.  One impossibly absurd comic book podcast. This week: Frank Millar says “Occupy this!”, world implodes. X-23 is cancelled, and other things that should not surprise, alarm, or offend you! Supergirl # 3,  Avengers Academy # 22! Price is Right Previews:  Astonishing X-Men # 44, Unwritten # 31.5, A Child is Born! Always more [...]

Chronic Insomnia – Issue # 211 The Mudbutt Sessions!

Two mouthbreathers. One impossibly absurd comic book podcast. This week: Mike tries to set Ryan up with Grace Park, Mickey Rourke on AOTS, Jerry Sandusky, and other failures! Marvel cancels Nick Spencer’s Doom mini-series before it starts! DC takes over the joint in DCnU month two! Marvel goes same day digital, and other items that [...]

Chronic Insomnia – Issue # 210 You’re Eatin’ Up All My Profits!

Two big fat jerks. One impossibly absurd comic book podcast. This week: Rude Dude thrown in hoosegow over barking dogs! Is new Metropolis series a reality? The Superheroes of Occupy Wall Street, and other things so lame LARPers are able to point and laugh! Vintage Audio of Mike & Ryan’s 1987 Halloween skit! Super awesome [...]

Chronic Insomnia – Issue # 209 Alice Cooper is Hot!

Two big fat jerks. One impossibly absurd comic book podcast. This week: A strange about face on Phoenix Jones! Alice Cooper or Vince Neil? Ryan makes his choice. Miracle Keith reveals Ariel Sharon’s secret pact with Satan. Watchmen 2? Yes, Watchmen 2. Again. Insert inappropriately aggressive emotional response here! Comixology sneaking into digital comics monopoly? [...]

Chronic Insomnia – Issue # 208 Dolphins Have A Vent…Right?

Two big fat jerks.  One impossibly absurd comic book podcast. This week: Dark Horse to tell origin of the Jedi Order, and other things we’re way more excited about than we ought to be! Animal apocalypse in Ohio and ranting about Occupy Wall Street! Grant Morrison threatens the most kinktacular Wonder Woman book ever in [...]

Chronic Insomnia – Issue # 207 I Have Body Armor So I’m Okay!

Two big fat jerks.  One impossibly absurd comic book podcast. This week: Marvel to offer free digital copy with each $3.99 book? Barnes & Noble pulls DC books off the shelves over Kindle exclusivity! Phoenix Jones bumped for assault, pepper sprays Eastern European whore! Wonder Woman finally gets daddy issues in November! Warren Ellis pops [...]

Chronic Insomnia – Issue # 206 Steve Unemployment!

Two big fat jerks. One impossibly absurd comic book podcast. This week: Check out the Chronic Crew in Josh Rodgers’ “Slaughter Lake”! Week In Poop: Toto’s new Toilet Bike Neo! Holy crap, did Holy Terror get torn a new chute, and other things we find funny around here! Can Steve Unemployment get Apple back on [...]

Chronic Insomnia – Issue # 205 Member Asphyxiation?

Two big fat jerks. One impossibly absurd comic book podcast. This week: Catwoman & Starfire are dirty, dirty whores, plus other things we don’t mind! X-23 jumps to Avengers Academy! Patton Oswalt melts down over DC Nielsens! Marvel unleashes Point One .1! No, we’re not kidding! Firestorm # 1, Dungeons & Dragons # 11, New [...]

Chronic Insomnia – Issue # 204 Poop Hammock!

Two big fat jerks. One impossibly absurd comic book podcast. This week: Would you believe…yet more news about poop? Who poops? John Rozum walks the Static Shock plank! Marvel breaks its own made up and unsubstantiated digital record! Star Wars MMO allows you to be H-O-M-O! Galactus gets a new gay herald! Batman # 1, [...]

Chronic Insomnia – Issue # 203 Peter North Corneas!

Two big fat jerks creating the world’s most absurd comic book podcast! This week: Is Peter North living inside of Ryan’s eyes? It’s a DCnU world, and Marvel is barely making rent – Captain America torqued enough to grab a shotgun! Panda Poop! Comics Conspiracy performs world’s quickest backpedal! Grifter # 1 and Frankenstein # [...]

Chronic Insomnia – Issue # 202 Check Out My Sinus Infection!

Two jerks you can actually hear getting fatter try and tell you about comics on the worlds most absurd comic book podcast!   This week: Karma gives Ryan a sinus infection! Mike thinks domestic violence is just plain funny! The Godfather sells us on $3.99 comic books! Inappropriate man touching! Is Brooklyn Center as bad [...]

Chronic Insomnia – Issue # 201 Don’t Call It A Comeback!

Two big fat jerks creating the world’s most absurd comic book podcast! This week: Indian toilet crisis:  2011! Flashpoint Finale, JLA # 1, and the DCnU! Galactus poetry! Jersey lesbian denied wedding dress! Spoilers Don’t Spoil? Surprise visit from God! Preview:  Rick Veitch’s Big Lie! Always more Chronic available at the blog! “I listen to [...]

Chronic Insomnia – Issue # 200 The Hiatus Episode!

Celebrate America’s birthday and four years of the world’s most absurd comic book podcast, starring Mike and Ryan!  We open with another special ode to this great nation of ours, a Chronic tradition!  Then we segue straight into the completely legitimate and not at all disgusting world of competitive eating. Lots of news this week, [...]

Chronic Insomnia – Issue # 199 Ninety Minutes In Rosanne Barr!

What’s going on with Mike, Ryan, and the world’s most absurd comics podcast this week?  It’s another dollop of angst and vitriol, this time aimed directly at the travesty called “Extreme Couponing” and the sentient creature Aaron Neville is harboring on his face! For comics, you may be aware of some small changes DC is [...]

Chronic Insomnia – Issue # 198 The Allnighter!

Once again Mike and Ryan produce the world’s most absurd comic book podcast and get to the bottom of the issues that matter! This week’s topics include:  Father’s Day greetings, the asinine and hypocritical nature of Gracie jujitsu pronunciations, the Green Lantern film, Vancouver sticking it to the Boston Bruins by burning their city to [...]

Chronic Insomnia – Issue # 197: The Graham Reflux Episode!

Mike and Ryan conduct the world’s most absurd comics podcast, this week with 27% more gastric issues!  Clearly we are ready for a retirement community, because a handful of graham crackers send both of our systems into complete revolt! Pretty much all news is DC news at this point.  The mighty Brian Hibbs weighed in [...]

Chronic Insomnia – Issue # 196 Return of Metro Mike!

Because you demanded it, Metro Mike once again joins Ryan and Regular Mike and storms the world’s most absurd comics podcast like the beaches of Normandy!  (If by “storm” you mean grope, and by “Normandy”, you mean Ryan’s peaches!) In case you hadn’t noticed, DC is going to relaunching itself.  Is this just what the [...]

Chronic Insomnia – Issue # 195 The Mammorial Day Special!

No that’s not a typo, the world’s most absurd comic book podcast celebrates America’s fighting men with mammaries!  Awesome.  Also included: Mike pop quizzes Ryan on all things coital, shocking revelations about Mr. Bloodhound, and why you can no longer call Fluffy your pet.  We also dissect public statements by Dave Finch, Tom Brevoort, Mark [...]

Chronic Insomnia – Issue # 194 The Toe Shoe Show!

It’s Mike and Ryan of the world’s most absurd comics podcast with an important public service announcement:  toe shoes SUCK.  Please, do not under any circumstances attempt to purchase, wear, or be seen with a person wearing toe shoes.  That is all. Actually, that’s not quite all.  We’d also like to wish everyone a very [...]

Chronic Insomnia – Issue # 193 You Can’t Handle The Truth! (Or Cucumber)

Buckle up for another edition of sooth-saying and truth spouting from Chronic Insomnia, the world’s most absurd comics podcast!  Mike and Ryan take “Vegas Strip Batman” and Justiniano off the pull list.  We decide to test drive actually responding to listener input, and also bask in the industrial strength adorableness of Alison Mack in our [...]